Therefore according to academia, the media, the EU and the UN:
I am ignorant, myopic, largely responsible for the injustices in the world today, naive, intolerant, and just plain wrong.
And so, I am attempting to improve myself through a home-study course, Mao called it re-education, beginning with the premise: everything I know is wrong.
Lesson One.
On wars and rumors of wars -
Terrorism : Man-caused disaster
Iraqi Terrorist : Insurgent
Weapons of mass destruction : There aren't any
Jihad : efforts by former victims of western imperialism at self-determination
US Military : Occupation Forces
Iran's nuclear weapons program : Renewable energy
Israeli sovereignty : Zionism
US Diplomacy in the Third World : Empire building
Communism in the Third World : Humanitarian efforts
The Third World : Countries who have their minds right
Fascist : OK when used in the context of Nazi Germany or the Republican Party
And, oh yes, we have always been at war with Oceania.
How am I doing?
And, oh yes, we have always been at war with Oceania.
How am I doing?
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